Well i'm back... :D Looks like i'm not the only one who havent blogged for sometime...I guess most ppl (in uni) are busy with school stuff and their final term test or something..LOL~ Anyway..it doesnt matter...what matters is i'm back! LOL~

I've been busy with work recently too...and its reading week!! ahh...things get boring during this week...ppl's nick just change and change and change...and the words "DIE" "CARELESS" "WHY" "DYING" "CANT WAIT" "MORE TO GO" appears all over msn...:) well..i just wanna say..hmm...i dunno..jia you? :D yup..okie...jia you!!!

I'm, however, gonna talk about some irritating things or people i've met sometime back.. and one or two recently too :D Whats more..i'm gonna RANK THEM! wahaha~ here goes...


In the FIFTH place

Bugs...Small little bugs which fly around me, like i'm some rotten food or something... Usually..i wan to let them live...I really do..and most of the time i will still tolerate and ignore them...but they just keep flying and flying close to me...and their small little faces seem to tell me something...something like... " KILL me pls..." so its too bad for them....They DIE!


Slap Rating: I just kill them...


In the FOURTH place

I remember there was once I went out with Jin and saw this malay lady (no racism intended)...Oh and its at clarke quay...while we were waiting for our bus home...She was with her boyfriend and suddenly they stopped near in front of us..I dont remember much of the details but i remember that the girl showing some frowning expression...and then she looked at the guy and said in an extremely whiny voice (which i love to imitate) "I'm tired of walkinggggggggg.............." hmm...if i were to spell it like how she pronounced it..it will be something like "Im tah-yed of walk-kenggggggggggggggg......." in a whiny voice...

Although girls who whine are cute..but her whining is really..whiny...its like..she is totally unable to walk...and she's blaming the whole world for losing her ability to walk and...ok i'm exaggerating..but seriously..i think its normal and perfectly cute for girls to whine...but maybe that was just a lil over the edge...

Slap Rating: *SLAP* *SLAP*


In the THIRD place

Let see..........

Ok..i remember le...it was during my engine lab...where we had to use a software called Xillinx to design circuits and stuff...so its not necessarily easy for some pple..but then i remember there was this pair of indian girls (once again...no racism intended...totally) who was sitting behind me...chattering...and they keep talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and ta...ya..u get the idea...

So i was trying my best to design my circuit by following the instructions given to me during the last lab sessions...

Yes..its true...i use my EYES to read and my BRAIN to think of which line to copy from the notes to use them...and I see some pple asking around...thats perfectly fine...but those two blabber mouths behind me started whining to the two guys beside them..I forgot his name..so i'll use a common name (This is a work of fiction and any resemblance between the characters and persons living or dead is purely coincidental :P) I'll call him Gopal...dunno y..but ya..Gopal..

So the two girls started shouting at Gopal "Gopallllll~~~~ Eh?? How to doooo?"

and Gopal replies "Oh u do this and that and then this~"

They try for 1.1 milliseconds

Once again "Gopallll~~ cannotttt...where is that buttonnnnnn~~ Eh? What is happeningggggg"

Gopal helps again..

but it was useless...they just didnt wanna use their heads..."eh..i cannot...what do we dooo~" then they started arguing with each other (i mean the 2 girls)

"Eh u're so stupid u click here..."

"Nooo~ I try already..i click here...ehhhhh what happened?"
"Nooo~ U ask gopal~"

(In harmony) "Gopalllll~~~~"

Ok at that moment..i REALLY wanted to turn around and say SHUDDUP and STOP WHINING! and then maybe i'll stuff my mouse into their mouth.. Its really irritating...trust me..


Slap Rating : *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* *PUNCH* *STUFF MOUSE INTO MOUTH*


In the SECOND place

Whew..took me awhile to calm down...*wipes sweat*

Ok..second place happened in a bus...on the legendary 95 (I'll explain why legendary next time)

So i was on my way home and since there were no space, as usual, i had to stand all the way...there was a girl on my left..lets call her Ah left... and another on my right...lets call her Ah right...

So it was Ah left's birthday..because i heard their conversation...

So Ah left asks Ah right "Eh? So where u all wanna go eat? Crystal Jade or NYDC?"

Ah right replies "Anything lo~ Its ur birthday leh!!"

Ah left says "Eh but i dunno which one is cheaper..."

Ah right says "I think Crystal Jade is cheaper..but UP to u la..up to u.."

Ah left says " but they say NYDC cheaper leh..."

Ah right continues "ai ya..up to u!! Its ur birthday..why u care so much..its ur treat ma..up to u..up to u.. :D "

So ah left turns to her left to ask her other friends.. and ah right talks to another friend... "Wa that day i went to NYDC..the pasta so nice...bla bla bla about NYDC"

Ah left turns back after discussion and says "Ok i told them already...Crystal Jade lo..."

Then Ah right says "huhhh but i suddenly got craving for NYDC leh..the food there nice leh...ai ya but up to u up to u..."

Then ah left was like stuck again..dunno how to decide...so she consults her friends...

Finally..she turns and decides "Ok ok..confirm already NYDC..."

Ah right then says something which made me extremely irritated...

She says "ehhh..huhh..i tot u say crystal jade already..so i kinda feel like eating already leh....ehh...ai ya..u decide k..u decide..."

TOTALLY IRRITATING!! Say one thing..do another...u wanna let ppl decide then u shuddup and just say OK...simple right? tsk...it was so difficult standing in the middle and not saying anything...but i survived the trip and eventually reached home... :)


Slap rating: *ELBOW* *PUNCH* *PUNCH* *KICK* ai ya..just anything to keep her quiet....


FINALLY IN FIRST PLACE

Recently my dear has been bullied by someone in her office...this person makes her do redundant things and i've heard of her extremely irritating attitude...she backstabs and bullies her collegues also...if i was there...i will definitely show her my attitude...

But jin cannot do much..because after all she's an intern and it will affect her grade..and she being a nice person also wont know what to say back...So i really wanna chu this qi for her...I hate backstabbers as usual..especially those who think they are so big and hu jia hu wei (Act fierce because she has backing) This kind of person can only have one use in society...and that's to be road humps...yes...the yellow road humps on the roads for cars and trucks to run across...

Why i put her in first place is because I dont mind if someone attitudes me..but i wont allow anyone to bully my dear...and wanna chu qi for her...So i really wanna tell her something very important...




And stop bullying my girlfriend and her collegues or i'll make u into a road hump >:(


So there...to all these irritating things...pls fan xing fan xing to make this world a better place...

Thank you...

:) back to studying...

Ciaoz~